English Muffin

I hate people who worship British people.
I had this one friend who:
A. Talked about how everything great was BRILLIANT.
B. Totally said 'roundabouts' and 'alumINium'.
C. Pronounced it SHEDJHOOL.
And all that would be perfectly fine if she was English.
But she's not.
She from freaking Maine.
The point is, I hate that anglophile bitch.
Wait no.
The point is I love Nigella Lawson. In addition to speaking about cooking in the most engaging, amusing, thoughtful ways, she is also, clearly, a doe-eyed, pillow-lipped godDESS. She employs the slightly darkened brow a la Audrey Hepburn and is a walking advert for the perfect, pale lip. If you, too are a brown-haired, brown-eyed beauty, try the retro-siren look like Nigey, and fetch some Stila Lip Glaze in Pina Colada and their Smudge Pot in Brown. You'll be BRILLIANT in no time...