Berry these!

Halle Berry is what most people call an "attractive" person, yes?
She's even what some folks might refer to as a goddess.
Now, as an objective outsider I do find her pleasant to look at, but due to her horrific "acting" abilities and monotone/reedy/shrill voice, I usually avoid her work.
The point is, if Halle freaking Berry looks like a dumpy, upside-down triangle in her Gladiator-like flat sandals, imagine how they will look on YOUR fat ass.
Throw them out.
ps: I realize that's a heinously unflattering smock she's wearing, but it seems she's sprouting one breast from her solar plexus, and the other from her navel. Thoughts?